Things I realized from licking my arm

If humans came with a nutrition label, the sodium content of my skin would cause instant high blood pressure. I feel like a Rold Gold pretzel when I want to be just a Snyder’s pretzel. Gonna go lower my salt per surface area ratio and take a shower.

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